Chocoholic's Asylum

1. chat post Thu, Mar. 01, 2012

   My body's reaction to Benedict Cumberbatch.

   • My Eyes: Oh God look at that face. Look at those cheekbones. This man is delicious.
   • My Brain: kjhefhsgeoajdnfomg
   • My Arms: ~le flail~
   • My Legs: ~le flail~
   • My Eyes: OMGGGG LOOK HE'S WEARING A SUIT AND HOLDING A CANE THING AND SWINGING IT AROUND OMGGGGGGGGGGGG.
   • My Brain: sweet jesus what is happening.
   • My Ovaries: RELEASE ALL THE EGGS!
   • My Womb: OMG IS IT TIME? IS IT TIME NOW? HAVE YOU FOUND SOMEONE WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU? CAN WE HAVE HIS BABIES NOW?
   • My Brain: ~le creys~ No you guys, he doesn't know who we are. Abort operation baby.
   • My Womb: Ugh, this is hopeless. She's never going to find anyone to have sex with her if she is sat behind this computer all day. Just wait til her next period, I am gonna cramp this shit up so hard this bitch is gonna wish she was pregnant.

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