Chocoholic's Asylum

  1. trait:

    i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

    (via misjudgments)

  2. kingsleyyy:

    I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

    (via lacuna1024)

  3. loovethatletsgo:

    kawaiians:

    I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

    Same goes for people.

    (Source: niichainz)

  4. bruceleeshop:

    You could hear a pin drop.

    You will know more about Bruce Lee if you click Bruce Lee yellow shoes and Kung Fu Clothing .We are the most profession and there are best service.

    Follow back!

  5. -annoying:

    i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

    (via misjudgments)

  6. meladoodle:

    nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

    (Source: meladoodle, via misjudgments)

  7. I automatically assume people won’t like me, so I don’t talk to them unless they approach me first. I can’t become a part of a crowd because I can’t get past that feeling that I don’t belong.
    Stephanie Kuehnert (via durianseeds)

    (Source: psych-facts)

  8. dutchster:

    if you bring a dog near me i’m sorry but i will pet it and talk to it like it’s a child and probably want to take it home

    (via misjudgments)

  9. lumos5001:

capalxii:

fuckyespetercapaldi:

IMPORTANT

I can’t believe how much darker they’ve made the Doctor

he may be a grumpily old guy but then he does shit like this and I honestly start to wonder how much of it’s an act

    lumos5001:

    capalxii:

    fuckyespetercapaldi:

    IMPORTANT

    I can’t believe how much darker they’ve made the Doctor

    he may be a grumpily old guy but then he does shit like this and I honestly start to wonder how much of it’s an act

    (via pterodactylsandchocolate)

  10. stability:

    when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

    image

    (via pterodactylsandchocolate)