Chocoholic's Asylum

1. text post Tue, May. 21, 2013

   princass:

   life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel

   (via countingteardropsintherain)

2. quote post Tue, May. 21, 2013

   Coming out of an overwhelming depression is like swimming up from the deep end of the pool with heavy weights attached to your body. You aren’t sure if you will make it all the way up or survive the journey at all. You tell yourself, “This too shall pass,” while your depression says, “Yes, but I will come again. And again and again. I’m an addiction you cannot beat.
   Paul Gilmartin x (via jeanjehanprouvaire)

3. photo post Tue, May. 21, 2013
   

   (Source: life-is-like-a-wineglass, via hobo-hippy)

4. video post Mon, May. 20, 2013

   itwouldhurttoomuch:

   #BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING  (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
   

   (via pterodactylsandchocolate)

5. photo post Mon, May. 20, 2013
   

   (via bossbitchtips)

6. text post Mon, May. 20, 2013

   drunktrophywife:

   If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

   (via jordan-caron)

7. photo post Mon, May. 20, 2013
   

   katiekutthroat:

   time to suck today’s dick

   (via nerdyghostcat)

8. video post Mon, May. 20, 2013

   shredsandpatches:

   redvedev:

   givefoodtome:

   Breakfasts from around the world!

   Top to bottom: 

   England

   Brazil 

   Canda, USA

   Germany

   Italy, France

   Japan

   god

   FEED ME ALL OF THESE

   (via charla8897)

9. text post Mon, May. 20, 2013

   tardisity:

   The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

   (via sitasays)

10. text post Sun, May. 19, 2013

    denounces:

    I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

    (via jordan-caron)

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