Chocoholic's Asylum

  1. tastefullyoffensive:




    (via pterodactylsandchocolate)

  2. reblogmyselfie:



    for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

    at least you dont need to buy a costume


    (via chrisandkawaii)

  3. Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
    Groucho Marx. (via lukecallaghan)

    (Source: the-healing-nest, via goddamnyourebeautiful)

  4. eoop:

    I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

    (via jordan-caron)

  5. the-lonely-scottish-guy:

    ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

    ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

    (via pterodactylsandchocolate)

  6. breathe-without-me:

No one cared anyway.


    No one cared anyway.

    (Source:, via littledepressionproblem)

  7. ladygolem:


    Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

    who’s memed on now fucker

    The Fatdog Strikes Back

    (Source: midknights, via schizo-fractured)

  8. loovethatletsgo:

    This town is like a fucking box. Every year, every second you spend here the sides move a little closer. The roof caves in a little more. And the longer you stay, the more trapped you become. I’m not getting trapped in this fucking box. I need to get out. I’m going to get out. To escape this toxic wasteland.

  9. (Source: bree-at-peeace, via redvelvetshit)

  10. I’m just gonna bullshit it.
    my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

    (Source: narcissasmalfoy, via pterodactylsandchocolate)